Youth in Asia
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"Youth in Asia", also known as "Youf in Azia" is the collective term for the youngsters living on the vast continent known as Asia. They are widely known for their mathamatical proficiency, their breakdancing skills, and their talents in the field of ninjitsu. They were a very productive group of young people, founding such companies as Nintendo. The Youth in Asia are the key factor in the development of the Wii. Such productivity and advancement was cut short, however by tragedy.
[edit] Tragedy
Tragedy struck, when a controversial law was passed in Asia. This law allowed for all Youth in Asia to be put to sleep. Permenantly. It was really not as bad as everyone thinks, as it was completely painless. Painless or not, they are all dead. It was sort of like when your dog got sick, and your parents said it ran away, but you knew that they really had the vet put ol' Sparky down. I am sure there is some ironic scientific term that relates to this, but I can't think of one. All in all, they all died. When asked about passing such a law, killing all of the future Asian adults, the Emperor could only reply: "I was drunk!" and "I regret nothing!". This shortsightedness proved fatal for Asia, as it is now a barren wasteland. There are no longer any people left in asia, regardless of what people say. There are, however, freaky zombie children left.
[edit] Freaky Zombie Children
The development of Freaky Zombie Children can be directly linked to the nuclear bombings of certain Asian cities. There have been several documentaries made to spread awareness of Asian Zombie Children , but programs for the extermination of paranormal activities in Asia have not been established. But in reallity, who gives a shit. The herd over there needs to be thinned out a little anyway, am I right or am I right?
[edit] Contributions to Film
The vast armies of child zombies have achieved recent publicity in the film industry. Films such as The Grudge and its sequel feature prime examples of these decrepit creatures.
These children also have a serious problem with white woman
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