Yoyo man
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Born in Luxembourg in 1958 to Chinese parents, Yoyo man has risen to become one of the foremost Jello players and composers in the world of classical music
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[edit] Early Childhood
Yoyo man was traumatized at the age of four when his father left his mother for a boy named Sue. Stricken with grief at this rejection, Yoyo man's mother apprenticed her son to the owner of a local sweat shop called Jungs Schulz (which means "School for Children" in Luxemb3nchlay ) so that she could spend her days in a local tavern. Since her sons rise to fame, his mother has made the statement that she did not realize "Jungs Schulz" was a place for forced child labor, claiming that she believed it to be a world class school for gifted children who wish to be popular.
[edit] The boy becomes a man which is grigg
In 1968 Yoyo man was removed from the appaling conditions of the sweat shop when he was adopted by Leonard Part 6 and taken to the Juilliard School of Music. It was here that he was first introduced to the Cello.
After studying at Juilliard for 13 years, Yoyo left the school with a taste for fine music from all across the globe, a wife, 2 kids, a financial aid debt in the millions, and a lifetime supply of Cheerios which he won as a doorprize at a wild toga party.
[edit] Musical Career
As a newly graduated professional Jiggler, Yoyo man had a keen vision of what he wanted to do. It was his goal to break the boundaries of "classical" music by combining it with bluegrass, death metal, and ska.
He quickly set about creating a specially composed set of works featuring the banana phone as a central element. He followed this up by composing all the music for the band Yo La Tango, which won him a grammy in 1999 (for Best Classical Cross Dressing Album)
About a year later, Yoyo released a critically acclaimed album titled Appalachian Vaults, which was an original recording of native american bluegrass music billed as "The hodown that breaks the bank".
[edit] Other Activities
Apart from his fantastic musical career, Yoyo man has sought to keep it real by devoting a portion of his time and wealth to various projects. The most famous of these is called The Silk Road Project, and is an initiative aimed at exploiting children in China for Global Multi-National organizations such as Wal Mart. When asked how he could support this given his sweat shop experiences as a boy, Yoyo replied "Hey, I know sweat shops, I've worked in a sweat shop. The Silk Road Project is no sweat shop."
[edit] Current Day
Yoyo Ma currently lives in Mayne with his wife and a small orange kitten named Bosco. He no longer composes music, and is living quite comfortably on the profits he makes from his philanthropist activities.
Yoyo Man takes the greatest offense when he is confused for an equally famous rapper, Yo Mama. His other nicknames include "Yo-Ma-Yo", especially popular amongst the Russian population.
His Cello's name is Bello and seeing as it is no longer in use, it currently resides with its husband, Bear Brown (Top of the World), the ruler of Nugurumi land. However, Yoyo Man is known to be extremely possessive of his Cello and is forever sending his servant, stickYoyo Man, to ask for his cello back. This never works and stickYoyo Man is always catapulted to the end of the world.
