Yugo Hugo I

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“Yugo Hugo was a bear. Yugo Hugo had no hair. Yugo Hugo... Aw darnnit! I can remember the rest! Hugo is a retard and he is gay with richard”

~ Oscar Wilde on Yogo Hugo I

Yugo Hugo I

Order:	8th Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire
Term of office:	1397-1428
Predecessor:	No one
Successor:	Yugo Hugo II
Date of Birth:	1326
Date of Death:	1428
Political Party:	Conservitive
Profession:	Cybo-Kill-Tron 2.0.10

Yugo Hugo was the 8th Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire. To many he was a saint. To others he was Satan. Only history will decide.

[edit] Early Life

Yugo Hugo was made in the Robot Factory as Cybo-kill-tron Version 2.0.10. At the time, Cybo (for short) was the most advanced robot in Prussia. He was the product of around 20 years of tests and faliers. Dr. VanDuran (his creator) was fiddling with some wood when he descovered a book called "How to acheve Anti-Gravity, by Oscar Wilde". VanDuran looked at the formula in awe, and found out that if you use jam instead of butter, it created a sort of Anti-Anti Gravity Complex. What this does is create a small dimension that enables a no-inertia environment. He took the new "VanDeran Anti Gravity-Inertia Law" and placed the cat into a cage, which later was the center of Cybo. Placing a cybernetic head on the body, Cybo was finished and ready to act.

[edit] The Time of the Happy Dance

Cybo terrorized the country side for 70 years and killed over 1 1/2 people. He was a wanted robot. A local drunk named Umba-Umba Gabbernox finally discovered that the Anti Grav-Inertia cat was getting restless. While Cybo was sleeping, Umba-Umba lured the cat out of Cybo's chest, making Cybo almost useless. The next day, an angry mob ran into Cybo's shack and beheaded him. Two years later, a mad scientist by the name of Mustafa Van Vanburger took the Cybortronic head and put it on a corpse. He was Dubbed Yugo Hugo, because VanVanburger's grandfather was named Yugo, and his grandmother was named Hugo. Yugo went to the Hanover government and said he wanted to be Chancellor. They said he had to take a test. The test was the 3ed grade C.A.T. test. Needless to say, he aced it.

[edit] Emperor

Yugo's rule was the best the Germanic people saw. Of course this didn't bode well with the liberals and they killed him on the spot. The People of the Germanic Mini-Country's needed a new leader of Hanover, so they hosted a pie eating contest. The Winner was elected King of Siberia, and the Looser was elected Emperor of Hanover. Yugo Hugo II lost the contest, so he became the next Emperor.