Yugo Hugo II

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Yugo Hugo II

Order:	9th Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire
Term of Office:	1428-1445
Predecessor:	Yugo Hugo I
Successor:	Yugo Hugo III
Date of Birth:	1392
Date of Death:	1445
Political Party:	Centrist
Profession:	Pie Eating Looser

Yugo Hugo II was the 9th Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire. He was made in a stomach of a goat and cut out by the same hunter that cut out Little Red Riding Hood out of the Wolf's stomach. Yugo won Chancellorship after competing in a pie eating contest. He lost and got the compensation prize, Chancellorship of Hanover. His first day on the job was hard because all the other Chancellors made fun of him because of his job and didn't let him play Chancellor games. Then one foggy Christmas eve, Santa came to say "Yugo, your job sucks, get a real one. HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!". Then he punched Yugo in the face. After that everything went down hill. His 50 year old son moved out of his basement and went to Prussia. His wife left him for a man called Harry Back, and he lost his yellow wig named sunshine. Yugo Hugo II was killed by a pillow wound to the Skibbia (you know, the bone between the tibia and fibula?).