Yugo Hugo III

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“I once had brunch with Mr. Hugo. We had turip cake with blood sausage. The Germans will eat anything.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Yugo Hugo III

Yugo Hugo III

Order:	10th Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire
Term of Office:	1445-1445
Predecessor:	Yugo Hugo II
Successor:	Yugo Hugo IV
Date of Birth:	1396
Date of Death:	1445
Political Party:	Pinko Commie
Profession:	Big time Hoser

Yugo Hugo III was the 10th Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire.

[edit] Early Life

Yugo was born in Ikantbeeleevitisnaughtbuttre, Hanover. His childhood was, lets just say for the lack of better words, luke-warm. His Father, Yugo Hugo II, was a semi-conductive leader whose only came to fame is that he won a pie eating contest. His mother, Hachacha Sharmin, died when Hugo III was only 42 years old. At the age of 52, Hugo III left home, and went on his way to Prussia.

[edit] Life as a Bohemian

Once on his trip to Prussia, he met a tooth monger by the name of One-Eyed Juke. After Juke persuaded Yugo into buying some teeth, Juke told him a tale that Yugo never forgot. Three days later, Juke was found floating down the local river with razor gauntlet marks on him. When Yugo got to Prussia, he ran up to the current leader "Van Voussinbuger the Fat" and sliced him into two pieces with his gauntlets. He became the leader of Prussia that very day. That night, Hugo III woke up to find a prostitute in his

[edit] Emperor

The next day, his daughter Ima-Big married Durn Oranski. That night his son-in-law killed him. He still holds the record of holding the shortest time in office, One day.