Zambia

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Zambia is a land-locked country in Southern Africa. It is a nation of peace loving warriors who live in large castles and make hip hop and drum & bass music using Garage Band on the Mac. Zambia's chief exports are Drum&Bass music, Q-fm via internet stream, and Zambian actor's (Denzel Washington, Eddie Murphy, Wesley Snipes, Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Dam and Cuba Gooding Jr). Zambian's are known for their good looks.

The people of Zambia (Zambians) enjoy fine wine and expensive foods. Zambian fine drink is called Chibuku, and their expensive luxury foods are called Nshima and Relish.

Munkoyo is the beverage of choice for the young ones. Munkoyo's controversial marketing campaign swept the Zambian nation with the slogan "It makes children strong, happy and fairly drunk sometimes."

Chibuku is the 'go-to' drink for the adults and policemen who cannot afford castle beer. Castle beer is a middle class beer and has oft been call the Budweiser of Zambia (or Zam-Bud). When they drink this according to Charlie Gillett they give an address then after a few sips they collapse and are taken home in a wheelbarrow by professioonal drunk-sweeps while listening to sweet kalindula music!

Hip Hop was invented 200 years ago at the turn of the 19th century by a Zambian subculture bush boys also known as b-boys. In 1972 over 5,000 b-boys made pedal boats from fresh bamboo trees and made the brave trek across the Atlantic ocean to the Bronx NYC to escape the rising heat of Global Warming. The b-boys teamed up with the MCs and the DJs and thus began their mission to infiltrate the mainstream music industry with their catchy new blend of Jazz, R&B and rythmnic poetry they called Hip Hop.