Zoe Tay
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Tay Zoe, affectionately known as Lau Zoe or Lau Cheebye, borned : 1958, is a genetically engineered human-ram hybrid, a failed experiment which turned out... wrong.
In 1978, Lau Zoe, a rustic waif from the Yellowing Leaf Village successfully created a name for herself when she took part and won the prestigious “National – Toad Sonata” competition. Her unusual ability to croak brilliantly has earned her numerous accolades and compliments from her fellow villagers. Subsequently, she released an album of her croaks, unfortunately sales were lacklustre, but she did not give up. Simply because there were deluded supporters out there who told her she's unique.
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[edit] The Early Lau Zoe
Lau Zoe’s unexciting rural life took on a substantial change after the competition. As the winner, she walked away with a Fclass Mercedes Benz, twelve pretty dresses from the Bargain Collection of Club 22. And also an exclusive 5 star toilet reserved especially for her at Seasons Hotel. A leopard doesn’t change its spots; a materialistic whore doesn't change her ways either. She conscientiously shopped at Club 22 on the first day of each month, without fail she will ask for a few extra paper bags. It’s a known fact that this Ebay account selling Club 22 paperbags belonged to her.
On her 6th trip to the boutique, she met the rich boss of Club 22, being the money (and cock) gobbling whore she was, she wasted no time in earnestly developing an unusual friendship. The adulterous affair went on for another 2 months; tongues were wagging whenever she walked in. She was so in love, with his money and his cock. It was said that she charges US$20 each time. Her lucky streak didn’t last as long as she hoped. They were caught in the act by the powerful wife of the rich boss at the boutique’s changing room after a tip off by the staff. Lau Zoe was given a few tight slaps across her slutty face and she was forcefully dragged out of the store. On her way out, she was heard screaming, “You still owe me 4 dresses and 20 paper bags!!”
The chambermaids at Seasons Hotel were also gossiping among themselves, saying that Lau Zoe has a dirty habit of “collecting” those free toiletries miniatures whenever she drops by for her daily dump at Season’s. It was also mentioned that she uses a whole roll of toilet paper each time, including the core.
[edit] Talented Lau Zoe
Besides croaking like a toad, selling paper bags on Ebay, collecting free toiletries and pouting her thick lips. Lau Zoe also has a remarkable talent in music and arts! Her favorite instrument is the trumpet, she is particularly known for blowing skillfully … well, her own trumpet. Now we also know the secrets behind her unmatchable blowjobs, it’s due to her gifted musical background.
Lau Zoe’s unparallel skill with arts and craft - mask making is also worth a mention here. She owns a little shop in the suburbs call “FACE1001” with a really impressive collection. Lau Zoe wears a different one everyday, earning the nickname “Thousand faces Lady – 1”. Although each mask was slightly different, but they all have distinctive features; characteristic lines, deep set wrinkles and crow’s feet near the eyes. It’s said that Lau Zoe modeled the basic mask based on her reflection in the mirror.
[edit] Psychotic Lau Zoe
Due to poor response in sales for her paper bags and masks, Lau Zoe was visibly upset and disturbed for a while, even though she’s still getting good money from her blowjobs.
Poor Lau Zoe was diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder; she calls herself an actress when all she did was a forgettable role on small time TV as a $5 whore who got raped. She actually thought that she would make it big with just a rape scene by exposing her small titties and shaved pedophilic looking beaver.
Lau Zoe also has delusions of grandeur, often seen wearing an acrylic crown and she’s awfully delighted when someone addresses her as the Queen. She will proceed to do a curtsy, lifting her skirt so high up that you can catch an unforgettable glimpse of her nicely shaved beaver with thick protruding lips. Good thing she douches.
[edit] Trivia
- Lau Zoe’s pets include an intelligent homing bird, Agent Swallows and a domesticated miniature hybrid donkey, she calls him Baby Brayyy. Swallows is based in USA. Every summer, Swallows flies back to Lau Zoe with reports of yearly developments of Project Fann Wong in Hollywood. Lau Zoe is extremely jealous of the achievements of Fann Wong and she plotted her downfall very much in vain. There hasn’t been much information about Baby Brayyy except that Lau Zoe breast feeds him personally.
- Lau Zoe likes to get on her NASA hot air balloon and feel on top of the world. She has a habit of doing her silly chacha dance while up in the sky. She believes that makes her slim.
- Lau Zoe also has a personal vessel, she wittily named it EMPTY because of the minimalist design. Onboard, she brings along Baby Brayy and her trumpet, she goes out to sea whenever she feels neglected and troubled. While in the open sea, she makes a hell of a hullabaloo with her noisy croaks and relentlessly blow her trumpet off tune. But nobody pays much attention to her. There’s truth in it that “Empty Vessel Makes the Most Noise”
[edit] Latest development on insignificant Lau Zoe
2008, Lau Zoe was arrested at the zoo for her unsuccessful attempt to milk a male horse. Thorough investigations showed that the horse was anything but blind, was unfortunately tranqualized at that time when Tay committed that beastly act. So it was unlikely to have made a pass at Lau Zoe like she claimed.
Closed-circuit TV caught Lau Zoe in the act trying similar moves on several other animals as well during her 10 hours visit at the zoo. She was also seen smearing the horse precum all over her face. The poor horse is reported to be suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder after the incident and is currently receiving therapy.
[edit] Notable Achievements
- 2003 - Youtube Whore of the Year with her daily submissions of her acts.
- 2004 - FHM (Farm Hoe Magazine) rating : No. 2 (First went to Miss Piggy)
- 2005 - First woman over 40 to make it to the iSwallow series, she’s No. 23.
- 2006 - Official ambassador of the “National – No spitting” Campaign. (Tay takes pride in her role by going around reminding everyone to swallow and not to spit.)
- 2007 - Biggest Gangbang whore with 5000 invites but only 3 attendees, they left without fucking her after they saw some flies hovering near her cunt.
- 2008 - She's still trying her very best to achieve something.
