Zoo
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A zoo is where they keep aminals. I like aminals! I think aminals are way cooler than plants and trees and insecrts.
Zoos were celebrated in the year 2005 which was named after them.
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[edit] The Zoo Has Lots of Aminals
The zoo has lots of aminals. There they are trained by the govermennt to be killing machines but there are some animals who refuse to fight. Mostly monkeys who just throw crap at little kids.There are some wierdo's called PETA who wish to free animals from zoo's. The hippos started playing leapfrog and momy took us to get sum ise kream Oskar Wilde on Zoos No body expects the Zoo of flying donkeys
[edit] The Zoo Keeper Sure Knows a Lot about Aminals
The zoo keeper sure knows a lot about aminals. He told us that aminals evolved a long time ago. When he said tihs, soome peeple with a big black book started argyuing with him. They talk abiut gud.
[edit] Aminals Like Pellets, Except for the Tiger
The zoo sells pellets that you can feed to the aminals. They have machines where you can put a quarter in it and then you turn the handle and a whole pile of pellets comes out. They smell funny. Most of the aminals like pellets even though they smell funny, except for the tiger. The tiger doesn't like pellets. My little brother tried to feed the tiger some pellets last summer, but he didn't know you weren't supposed to feed the tiger because there was a big huge sign on the tiger cage that says you aren't supposed to feed the tiger and my little brother can't read. Boy, is he dumb. I'm glad he finally got out of the hopsital last week. He says he doesn't want to go to the zoo this year because the tiger may still be at the zoo waiting for him and he doesn't want the tiger to eat his other hand. Whotta dweeb.
[edit] You Can Learn All About Aminals at Uncyclopedia
You can learn all about aminals at Uncyclopedia. Uncyclopedia is cool because they like aminals too. My best favorite aminal is the larynx. You can learn all kinds of stuff about the larynx by clicking the link that says "larynx", even though the zoo doesn't have any larynxes for some reason. I asked the zoo keeper if he had a larynx at the zoo and he looked at me funny. Maybe they are too expensive. My dad says he's best favorite aminal is the cervix. I think that is a kind of monkey. My dad says they are really, really expensive but that my mom has one.
[edit] Animalariums
Animalariums or as there properly know Animalari, as is there correct plural authough its never heard because there is only one of them, are a speshaly type of zoo only found in Borth. In these Zoos the animals are all kept in tanks of water and given breathing equiptment so they can survive.
