User:Sannse
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Sockpuppeteer of the Month September 2008
Scary!?
Stuff what I have done:
- Milton Keynes
- UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure - Featured.
- The British Class System - Featured.
- TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL - Featured
- Some images. my favourites are below, the rest are in my gallery.
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*semi featured: used to illustrate a front page article
[edit] Image:'re winner! trophy.JPG
In response to the comment you left on mah talk page, go ahead and delete it. --GAMESPOT=666 21:45, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
- Done. :) --
sannse 
esnnas 11:51, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
User_talk:sannse/Archive cards & stuff
[edit] SANNSE!!!!!(Guess Who)
I just thought I'd drop by and inquire as to your well-being. So, how goes it? I'm doing fairly well, IRC deprived and all that, but actually trying to get something down in the site. Ummm. That's about all, just giving you a wave from my continent. Consider yourself waved at! The HRH MuCal. Tayor 
MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:08, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
- Hey Taylor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I seem to have missed a few bits on this page, so catching up with your catching up. I am hereby waved at -- sannse esnnas 18:17, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
- Hmm, I need to learn to read my watchlist better. I overlooked this message! Well, e-hugs to my favoritist one of 'them'. What's going on? The HRH MuCal. Tayor
MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 18:05, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
- Hmm, I need to learn to read my watchlist better. I overlooked this message! Well, e-hugs to my favoritist one of 'them'. What's going on? The HRH MuCal. Tayor
- Nodalot. I'm in Poland again, and I've almost learned to say "I'm sorry, I don't speak Polish". Yay! What's going on with you? -- sannse esnnas 11:42, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
- Nodalot. I'm in Poland again, and I've almost learned to say "I'm sorry, I don't speak Polish". Yay! What's going on with you? --
- I'm finding myslf as bored as always, here in small Vermont. Actually quite excited that it's election day- I'm sick of all the political commercials :D And I want Obama to win. Fingers crossed, even you Brits! Haha, nice. I've got Polish friends. That's about all I can put into that conversation :D. I should probably know, but what are you doing in Poland, my dear? The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 19:10, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
- I'm finding myslf as bored as always, here in small Vermont. Actually quite excited that it's election day- I'm sick of all the political commercials :D And I want Obama to win. Fingers crossed, even you Brits! Haha, nice. I've got Polish friends. That's about all I can put into that conversation :D. I should probably know, but what are you doing in Poland, my dear? The HRH MuCal. Tayor
- Well it's where what you might call my "local office" is you see. Wikia has an office full of techy types over here, and it's easier for me to get here than to the good old US of A. Which would be fine, if they didn't all speak this strange language an all. Ah well, maybe one day I will live in San Fran, even with Prop 8 passing and my chances of marrying a gorgeous red-head going down the pan. Life.... don't talk to me about life... -- sannse esnnas 10:16, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
- Well it's where what you might call my "local office" is you see. Wikia has an office full of techy types over here, and it's easier for me to get here than to the good old US of A. Which would be fine, if they didn't all speak this strange language an all. Ah well, maybe one day I will live in San Fran, even with Prop 8 passing and my chances of marrying a gorgeous red-head going down the pan. Life.... don't talk to me about life... --
- For some reason it seems odd to me that you are actually part of the wikia thing outside of the internet. There are other realms for people in this machine! (if that line made sense). And the whole Proposition 8 thing is utterly and totally lame. What's the freakin' difference! I blame Christians and ignorant people. It's really, really annoying to me and I'm straight. URG. You know, there aren't many gorgeous red-heads in the world. Most aren't that pretty. I'm sure there are some. Do you mind artificial? Hey, good luck anyway. I'm sure you'll find at least a strawberry blonde. I think I should move to california just to take part in that ballot thing. Anyway, fine, let's talk about death. o.O The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 19:33, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
- For some reason it seems odd to me that you are actually part of the wikia thing outside of the internet. There are other realms for people in this machine! (if that line made sense). And the whole Proposition 8 thing is utterly and totally lame. What's the freakin' difference! I blame Christians and ignorant people. It's really, really annoying to me and I'm straight. URG. You know, there aren't many gorgeous red-heads in the world. Most aren't that pretty. I'm sure there are some. Do you mind artificial? Hey, good luck anyway. I'm sure you'll find at least a strawberry blonde. I think I should move to california just to take part in that ballot thing. Anyway, fine, let's talk about death. o.O The HRH MuCal. Tayor
- I think people are generally surprised there is such a thing as Wikia outside of the Internet. Yep, we are real people, who actually work in offices! Well, except TOR... he's a unique and probably doesn't really exist outside of the tubes...
- I'm not actually too stuck on the next love of my life having red hair, or even on her being beautiful. But hey, if you are going to make up a fantasy girlfriend, might as well go for the ideal! So how's your Internet access these days? still limited? maybe you should move to California, they have plenty of extra tubes there... -- sannse esnnas 10:54, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
- This took me much too long to write back to, sorry about that.
- Real people! That's so intense! I've never seen one of those... (:P) and, a good 'haha' is deserved for the first few lines. Yeah, I take back most of what I said about red haired people--I saw an unnatural amount of them in the past 6 days, and most of them were quite pleasing to look at, male and female. Maybe there is a chance! You're idea is a beautiful red head....mine is a guy with really long hair, eyeliner, and A LOT of silver jewelry. :/
- As you can see by the lack of writage, I am quite limited still. Haha, yeah. The last time I went to California I got lost in Disney Land...and rode on a train for some random reason...and saw the Hollywood thing, and was 8. ooh! And I saw Barney! </random> I should find myself more intarwebs though, really. Is anything interesting going on since the past week? The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 14:09, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
- Oh it's all very quiet right now it seems, but busy. You should pop into IRC again when you have a chance, and maybe even not pop out again within 2 minutes! See you there! :P -- 90.206.92.72 11:07, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
[edit] UnSignpost: 21 October 2008
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[edit] Technical issues
Hya, did you get the chance to check what's up with the permissions error? Thanks. ~
11:02, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
- Hey, it sounds like a cookie problem... can you clear your cookies and log back in? If that doesn't help let me know. Thanks -- sannse esnnas 11:06, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
- Hooray for poisoned cookies! :) ~ 11:13, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
- Oh, and while we're cleaning house, can you ask the Poles to take a look at the thing that cannot be removed from the double redirect part? Thanks. ~ 12:33, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
- Yes, I'll prod, it's in their list somewhere -- sannse esnnas 12:38, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
- Cheers. ~ 12:40, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
- Cheers. ~
- Yes, I'll prod, it's in their list somewhere --
- Oh, and while we're cleaning house, can you ask the Poles to take a look at the thing that cannot be removed from the double redirect part? Thanks. ~
- Hooray for poisoned cookies! :) ~
Looks like we have more technical issues. I don't know if it's just me, but I seem to be unable to get on to my Special:Preferences, and when I try, I get this:
A database query syntax error has occurred. This may indicate a bug in the software. The last attempted database query was:
/*id=20081024222212*/ SELECT count(*) AS count FROM .global_watchlist WHERE gwa_user_id='76227'
from within function "". MySQL returned error "1146: Table 'uncyclo.global_watchlist' doesn't exist (10.8.2.7)".
Any ideas? Thanks. 
Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi 
Talk! 22:23, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
- Argh, yes, I know what that was. It was due to a new feature. It couldn't be added to Uncyclopedia due to the shared user database and from that error it looks like some stray code was looking for it here. It's been fixed. Sorry for the problem -- sannse esnnas 08:10, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
[edit] That cookie thingy we discussed yesterday
I think you have something - I noticed that I have issues straight after I edit Eincyclopedia. ~ 15:37, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
- Artur made some adjustments last night, and it seems to be stable for me now. Are you still seeing problems? Please let me know if so -- sannse esnnas 11:05, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
- I think it's fixed now, I'll let you know if there's any other problems. ~ 11:38, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
- I think it's fixed now, I'll let you know if there's any other problems. ~
[edit] Images
What ho Sannse, can I trouble you about images? Specifically, in a fit of boredom/narcissism I created an updated version of Image:UUspark.gif and uploaded it, only to see it completely not change. Thoroughly confused, I tried again to similarly no avail. I then tried uploading it as Image:UUspark2.gif, and it totally doesn't seem to be showing. So finally I tried it again as a jpeg (Image:UUspark.jpg) and saw nothing again. Now, I realise that images of me may cause sensitive souls distress, so is the database taking it upon itself to protect the populace, is my computer playing silly buggers, or is there something up? --UU Blah / Pee 
14:25, Oct 29
- Hmm, either my computer has stopped playing silly buggers, or something got fixed. Either way, this has become that most joyous of things: a request for help that has already been sorted, and you can therefore ignore. Huzzah! --UU Blah / Pee
15:10, Oct 29
- Huzzah!! -- sannse esnnas 18:17, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
- Huzzah!! --
[edit] excuse me, but
Would you like a good dicking? -- —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 74.63.88.126 (talk • contribs)
- No thank you. Most kind of you to offer though. -- sannse esnnas 10:59, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Delet My Page
Can you delet the User:DarthCruentus page? I made another one, User:Darth Cruentus, with a space. Im stupid :P
- done :) -- sannse esnnas 15:24, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Delet My Unneeded Page
Both me and Willingham (a.k.a User:jesusfreak) Both agree that the page Cruentus vs. Willingham shoudl be deleted because the contents would do better on our other pages. Like ours. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Darth Cruentus (talk • contribs)
- a link to the page, and a signed message, would be a good start dear -- sannse esnnas 11:48, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
[edit] UnSignpost: 3-ish November 2008
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November 3rd-ish, 2008 • Twenty-Third Issue • Better than things that aren't as good!
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Address Change: Return To Sender? For those of you with your heads buried in the sand, or who choose to concentrate on writing articles, or who don't ever look at address bars, or who don't care: Uncyclopedia's domain name has been changed by evil communist oppressors Wikia. If you are one of those people, here's a brief summary of the incident:
If you aren't one of those people, here's an even briefer summary:
More on this ongoing situation as we get it. Probably. Glorious return to form for MrN! The UnSignpost is pleased to be able to report that, after a two-month self-imposed embargo, popular poopsmith MrN9000 has made a glorious return to using underwear references in his daily conversation! The dam finally burst at 23.06 on Oct 22nd, and all those who know him could feel and share the relief, the release of that pent-up tension and the sheer untrammelled joy of their favourite user with a pair of tits in his sig. Fellow poopsmith and genial man-about-town UU said of the momentous occasion: "you what? MrN? Oh yeah, him. Good bloke. Knows his underwear". Then he scratched his nose reflectively and wandered off. MrN himself was unavailable for comment at the time of going to press/we couldn't be bothered to interview him (delete as you think applicable), but the UnSignpost fondly imagines he would have smiled enigmatically, raised an eyebrow quizzically, nodded appreciatively, and said "PANTS!" predictably. The pants themselves were also unavailable for comment. |
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Shoved through the letterbox for the one and only time by UU Blah / Pee 11:43, Nov 6
[edit] What's the chances of getting
A nifty Ajax based search field like Wikipedia has? Also, just a small reminder about DOUBLE REDIRECTS. Thanks :) ~ 17:15, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
- I'm feeling ignored and very cheap here...you did say you'd call :( ~ 22:57, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
- I'm sorry, you know I love you really... it's just, I've changed... it's not me it's you... umm... or something?
- But just to make it up to you, the double redirects are fixed! Yay!
- I'm not sure which search you mean, although I had heard that Wikipedia has updated their search. We'll certainly be looking at this, search is way overdue an overhaul... but it's quite likely that any new toys on Wikipedia will be in future versions of the software anyway.
- Sorry again for missing this message -- sannse
(talk) 09:45, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
- Yay! I'm feeling loved again! ~ 10:25, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
- Yay! I'm feeling loved again! ~
- I'm feeling ignored and very cheap here...you did say you'd call :( ~
[edit] UnSignpost: 13th November 2008
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November 13th, 2008 • Issue 24 • So close to journalism you'll be hard pushed to know the difference!
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MrN9001 12:54, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Assistance required
Hello,
I understand that you are staff here and you might be able to assist me regarding a complaint I made this morning about my full name being included in an article here. Your name was passed on to me by one of the Admin people here this morning. My name has been removed however there is another issue I wish to discuss with you.
Are you able to email me privately please - squish@xtra.co.nz
Many thanks.
125.238.169.197 01:44, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
- replied via email -- sannse (talk) 21:47, 16 November 2008 (UTC)
[edit] UnSignpost: 20th November2008
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November 20th, 2008 • #100/4 • Sucking Journalism's Fat Wang. Badly.
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